YOU SAID:
We’re starting demolition on our bathroom today
INTO JAPANESE
今日はトイレの解体を始めています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today we are starting to dismantle the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私たちはトイレを解体し始めています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today we are starting to dismantle the toilet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.