YOU SAID:

We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he's an idiot.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の盾は夕食の皿の大きさで、馬鹿なので彼を脚で撃った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His shield was the size of a dinner plate and he was a fool, so he shot him with his legs.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の盾は夕食の皿の大きさで、彼はばかだったので、彼は彼の足で彼を撃ちました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His shield was the size of a dinner plate and he was an idiot, so he shot him with his foot.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の盾は夕食の皿の大きさで、彼はばかだったので、彼は足で彼を撃ちました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His shield was the size of a dinner plate and he was an idiot, so he shot him with his foot.