YOU SAID:

Welcome! No one's home. Now scram - and don't come back! Gwa ha ha!

INTO JAPANESE

ようこそ！誰の家もありません。今スクラム-そして戻ってこないでください！グワハハ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Welcome! There is no house. Scrum now-and don't come back! Gwahaha!

INTO JAPANESE

ようこそ！家はありません。今スクラム-そして戻ってこないでください！グワハハ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Welcome! There is no house. Scrum now-and don't come back! Gwahaha!