YOU SAID:
Well, congratulations on all your success. Here's your welfare check.
INTO JAPANESE
皆さんの成功をお祝いします。ここにあなたの福祉のチェックがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I congratulate you on your success. Here is your welfare check.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの成功をお祝いします。ここにあなたの福祉のチェックがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I congratulate you on your success. Here is your welfare check.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.