YOU SAID:
well, hello there mate? how are you doing?
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、こんにちはの仲間?こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Hello the mate? Hello.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、こんにちは仲間か。こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Hello fellow? Hello.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、こんにちは仲間ですか。こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Hello fellow? Hello.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.