YOU SAID:
well hello there, not today though
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日ではありませんが
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello not today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日はありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello no today
INTO JAPANESE
今日はこんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは今日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは今日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.