YOU SAID:

Well I had diarrhea so go eat it

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私は下痢をしたので、それを食べに行く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I had diarrhea, so I'm going to eat it

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私は下痢をしたので、私はそれを食べるつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I had diarrhea, so I'm going to eat it