YOU SAID:

Well I'll be a buck-toothed moon schlepper.

INTO JAPANESE

よく籠って月水陸両用トラクターよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well because I on amphibious tractor.

INTO JAPANESE

よく水陸両用トラクターの私。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well it's my amphibious tractor.

INTO JAPANESE

まあそれは私の水陸両用トラクターです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well it's my amphibious tractor.