YOU SAID:

Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do.

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えびだったらそういうことをします。

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If it's shrimp, I'll do that.

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エビならやります。

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I will do it for shrimp.

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エビにやります。

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I'll give it to shrimp.

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エビにあげます。

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I'll give it to shrimp.