YOU SAID:

well of course I would never so such preposterous things

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、私はそのような馬鹿げたことを決してしないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course I would never do such a stupid thing

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、私はそのような愚かなことを決してしないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course I would never do such stupid things

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、私はそのような愚かなことを決してしないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course I would never do such stupid things