YOU SAID:

Well slap my monkey and call me a lair

INTO JAPANESE

さて私の猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now slap my monkey and call me a retreat

INTO JAPANESE

今猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now slap the monkey and call me a retreat

INTO JAPANESE

今猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now slap the monkey and call me a retreat