YOU SAID:

well slap my mother and call me uncle bob

INTO JAPANESE

私の母を平手打ちし、ボブおじさんと呼んで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Slap my mother and call me Uncle Bob

INTO JAPANESE

母を平手打ちしてボブおじさんと呼んで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Slap my mother and call me Uncle Bob