YOU SAID:

Welp, I might as well just kill myself.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、私は自殺した方がいいかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, maybe I should kill myself.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、たぶん私は自殺する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, maybe I should kill myself.