YOU SAID:

whack my face with a grape flavored bar, as she would say

INTO JAPANESE

彼女が言うようにブドウの風味を付けられたバーで顔を強打します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As she says, I smash a face with a grape-flavored bar.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女が言うように、私はブドウ風味のバーで顔を砕きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As she says, I break the face with a grape-flavored bar.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女が言うように、私はブドウ風味のバーで顔を壊します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As she says, I break my face with a grape-flavored bar.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女が言うように、私はブドウ風味のバーで顔を壊します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As she says, I break my face with a grape-flavored bar.