YOU SAID:

What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

INTO JAPANESE

どのような愚か者...私はそれらを同情する。はい、ところで、私はリックとモルティのタトゥーを持っています。そして、いいえ、あなたはそれを見ることができません。それは女性の目のためのものです - そして、彼らは自分自身の5 IQポイント以内に（あらかじめ低い）ことを実証しなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What a fool ... I sympathize them. Yes, by the way, I have Rick and Morti's tattoos. And no, you can not see it. It's for women's eyes - and they are within their own 5 IQ points