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what happens here is that my life is so bad that not even google translate is capable of comprehending and proceeds to translate badly purposely

INTO JAPANESE

ここで起こっていることは、私の人生は非常に悪いので、Google翻訳さえ理解できず、意図的に悪く翻訳することになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's happening here is that my life is so bad that I can't even understand Google Translate and it's intentionally going to translate badly

INTO JAPANESE

ここで起こっていることは、私の人生は非常に悪いので、Google翻訳を理解することすらできず、意図的に悪く翻訳されてしまうということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's happening here is that my life is so bad that I can't even understand Google Translate and it's intentionally translated badly.

INTO JAPANESE

ここで起こっているのは私の人生がとても悪いのでGoogle翻訳さえ理解できず意図的に悪く翻訳されているということです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's happening here is that my life is so bad that I can't even understand Google Translate, and it's intentionally translated badly.

INTO JAPANESE

ここで起こっているのは私の人生がとても悪いのでGoogle翻訳さえ理解できず意図的に悪く翻訳されているということです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's happening here is that my life is so bad that I can't even understand Google Translate, and it's intentionally translated badly.