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what if me and baji were finally together and that dumbass is not dead

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私とバジが最終的に一緒になって、そのばかが死んでいないとしたらどうでしょうか

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what if me and bhaji are finally together and that idiot isn't dead

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私とバジがついに一緒になって、そのばかが死んでいないとしたらどうでしょうか

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what if me and bhaji finally got together and that idiot isn't dead

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私とバジがついに一緒になって、あの馬鹿が死んでいなかったら

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If only me and baji were finally together and that idiot wasn't dead

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私とバジが最終的に一緒になって、そのばかが死んでいなかったらいいのに

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I wish me and bhaji were finally together and that idiot wasn't dead

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私とバジがついに一緒になって、あの馬鹿が死んでいなかったらいいのに

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I wish me and bhaji were finally together and that idiot wasn't dead