YOU SAID:

what in tarnation!? i just about had a cow.

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何が変態？！私はちょうど約牛を持っていた。

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What is hentai? ! I had about cows.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘンタイって何？ ！私は牛について知りました。

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What is hentai? ! I learned about cattle.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘンタイって何？ ！私は牛について学んだ。

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What is hentai? ! I learned about cattle.