YOU SAID:
What is that? Little Johnny fell down the well?
INTO JAPANESE
あれは、何ですか。ジョニーは井戸に落ちたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is that? Johnny fell into the well?
INTO JAPANESE
あれは、何ですか。ジョニーは井戸に落ちたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is that? Johnny fell into the well?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.