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What is the what in the what that does the what to the what?

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何が何に何をするのか？

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What goes on what and what?

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何が何になるの？

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What is going on?

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- どういうことなの？

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- What's the story here?

INTO JAPANESE

- どういうことなの？

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- What's the story here?