YOU SAID:

What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

INTO JAPANESE

魚とピアノの違いは何ですか。マグロのピアノができるけど、マグロのピアノはダメ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can play the tuna piano, but you can't play the tuna piano!

INTO JAPANESE

魚とピアノの違いは何ですか。マグロのピアノは弾けますが、マグロのピアノは弾けません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can play the tuna piano, but you can't play the tuna piano!