YOU SAID:

What the heck u should be pooping

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一体何をうんこする必要があるのですか

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what the hell do you need to poop

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うんこするのに一体何が必要なの？

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What do you need to poop?

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うんちをするには何が必要ですか？

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What do you need to poop?