YOU SAID:

what the hunk i will end you and your dog and then have sexual relations with your wife and mother if you do not let me steal your jar of gum that tastes like a mint flavored lasagna

INTO JAPANESE

ミント風味のラザニアのような味のガムの瓶を盗まないようにしたら、私はあなたとあなたの犬を終わらせ、あなたの妻と母親と性的関係を持ちます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't steal a jar of mint-flavored lasagna-flavored gum, I'll end you and your dog and have a sexual relationship with your wife and mother

INTO JAPANESE

ミント風味のラザニア風味のガムの瓶を盗まないなら、私はあなたとあなたの犬を終わらせ、あなたの妻と母親と性的関係を持ちます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't steal a jar of mint-flavored lasagna-flavored gum, I'll end you and your dog and have a sexual relationship with your wife and mother