YOU SAID:
what's up my dudes its a wednesday!
INTO JAPANESE
水曜日に私の男は何をしているの!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is my man on Wednesday!
INTO JAPANESE
水曜日に私の男は一体何だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is my man on Wednesday!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.