YOU SAID:

what up my home boy why don't you come on down here and take a seat we can open a cold one

INTO JAPANESE

私の家の男の子は何故かここに来て座席を取って冷たいものを開くことができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My boy can come here for some reason and take a seat and open a cold one

INTO JAPANESE

私の少年は何らかの理由でここに来て席を取って冷たいものを開くことができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My boy can come here for some reason and take a seat and open a cold one