YOU SAID:

What's up! The soup is on so to speak! Haha! The penguin has no friends.

INTO JAPANESE

どうしたの！スープはいわばオンです！はっ！ペンギンには友達がいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's wrong! The soup is on! Ha! The penguin has no friends.

INTO JAPANESE

どうしましたか！スープがついた！ハ！ペンギンには友達がいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's wrong! The soup is on! Ha! The penguin has no friends.