YOU SAID:

What? You ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!

INTO JAPANESE

何ですか?あなたはチーズの全体のホイールを食べたし、冷蔵庫でウンチだから?でも狂牛病ではない、私は感銘!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What did you do with the whole wheel of the cheese, because it is incontinent in the refrigerator? But it is not mad cow disease, I am impressed!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは冷蔵庫で失禁しているので、チーズのホイール全体で何をしましたか？しかし、それは狂牛病ではない、私は感銘を受けた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As you are incontinent in the refrigerator, what did you do with the entire cheese wheel? But it is not mad cow disease, I was impressed!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが冷蔵庫で失禁しているので、チーズホイール全体で何をしましたか？しかし、それは狂牛病ではない、私は感銘を受けた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As you are incontinent in the refrigerator, what did you do with the entire cheese wheel? But it is not mad cow disease, I was impressed!