YOU SAID:
วันนี้ฉันจะจัดการหล่อนเอง.!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私が彼女の世話をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will take care of her today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私が彼女の世話をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will take care of her today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.