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whats up and down i dont know when are you going to church

INTO JAPANESE

何が上下するのか私はあなたがいつ教会に行くのか分かりません

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What goes up and down I don't know when you go to church

INTO JAPANESE

何が上下するのかわからない教会に行くとき

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When I go to church I don't know what goes up and down

INTO JAPANESE

教会に行くと何が上下するのかわからない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know what goes up and down when I go to church

INTO JAPANESE

教会に行くと何が上下するのかわからない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know what goes up and down when I go to church