YOU SAID:

whats up baby sit on my face

INTO JAPANESE

何が起こったの私の顔に赤ちゃんが座っている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What happened? There's a baby sitting on my face.

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんが顔に座ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's a baby sitting on his face.

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんが顔に座ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's a baby sitting on his face.