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when he poops, he poops

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彼がうんちすると、彼はうんち

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When he gets pissed, he gets pissed

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彼が怒ったとき、彼は怒った

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He got angry when he got angry

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彼は怒ったとき彼は怒った

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He got angry when he got angry