YOU SAID:
when i go to bed the shower spits flaming bacon
INTO JAPANESE
私が寝る時、シャワーはベーコンを燃やす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go to bed, the shower burns bacon
INTO JAPANESE
私が寝ると、シャワーはベーコンを燃やす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I sleep, the shower burns bacon
INTO JAPANESE
私が寝ると、シャワーはベーコンを燃やす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I sleep, the shower burns bacon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
