YOU SAID:

When I hit two bald eagles with one stone, I get sent to jail, so then why do you say I should?!

INTO JAPANESE

一石二鳥のハクトウワシをぶつけたら刑務所行きなのに、なんでそんなこと言うの!?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you hit a bald eagle with one stone, you'll go to jail, so why would you say that!?

INTO JAPANESE

ハクトウワシを一石で打てば刑務所行きなのになんでそんなこと言うの!?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you hit a bald eagle with one stone, you'll go to jail, so why are you saying that!?

INTO JAPANESE

ハクトウワシを一石二鳥にしたら刑務所行きなのになんでそんなこと言うの!?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you kill two birds with one stone, you'll go to jail, so why are you saying that!?

INTO JAPANESE

一石二鳥なら刑務所行きなのになんでそんなこと言うの!?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you kill two birds with one stone, you'll go to jail, so why are you saying that!?