YOU SAID:

when i jump in my pants the world continues to rotate while i stand sitll and think of dirt in my shoes

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンに飛び込むと、座って靴の汚れを考えている間、世界は回転し続けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dive into your pants and the world keeps spinning while you sit down and think about dirt on your shoes

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンに飛び込むと、座って靴の汚れについて考えている間、世界は回転し続けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dive into your pants and the world keeps spinning while you sit down and think about dirt on your shoes