YOU SAID:

When I look away from my cat, it turns into an old lady with chronic indigestion.

INTO JAPANESE

猫から目をそらすと、慢性的な消化不良の老婦人になります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you look away from the cat, you will become a chronic indigestible old lady.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが猫から目をそらすならば、あなたは慢性の難消化性老婦人になるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you look away from the cat, you will become a chronic indigestible old lady.