YOU SAID:
When I see you I smell brimstone
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたに会うとき私は縁石の香りがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell of curbs when I meet you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに会うとき私は縁石の匂いがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell of curbs when I meet you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.