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YOU SAID:

"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!" As with u/gavinc244, I am going to presume for these calculations that when Gaston died he was exactly 27 years old, on the day. This is almost certainly wrong (unless there's a birthday party scene I missed in the movie), but it's really the best thing to roll off of right now. If we knew the day he was born, the days that the movies are set on, and the day that he died in the films, then this would obviously be much more precise. But his age at death is only issue #1... What comes next is trying to figure out exactly when he switches from 4 dozen to 5 dozen eggs. In a modern and legal context, the difference between adulthood and childhood occurs the moment the person hits 18-years-of-age. But according to my research, in the 1700s you weren't legally an adult until 25 (explaining Bell's living predicaments I suppose) but you could be married off by 12 or 15. So it's my guess that around the age of 15 would be when Gaston would stop considering himself a "lad." Another variable worth getting caught up on is how many he ate before he was a lad? Logically, at one point he was a literal baby and couldn't eat solid food. To simplify things, let's presume that for his first year of birth (a year for these calculations being 365.25 days) he ate no eggs, but started his (unhealthy) practice the moment he turned 1. If that is the case, then from day 365.25 to day 5,478.75 he ate 245,448 eggs, and from day 5,478.75 to day 9,861.75 he ate 262,980 eggs. In total, presuming that he started doing this at age one, switched from four to five dozen eggs at year 15, and died on his 27th birthday, then he would have eaten 508,428 eggs. Oh, except one last thing. He says in his song that he does this in the morning. When he sings the song, it is late at night, and while he eats some eggs, he doesn't eat five dozen. He eats, by the looks of it, six. So let's just presume that this ONE time he shows off, and he's never eaten excess eggs for show outside of this one night. If that's the case, then my final guestimate is 508,434 eggs. P.s. that's 39,657,852 calories. Cool Hand Luke eat your heart out!

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「大きなを得るためにどんな朝頃 4 ダースを食べた若者に卵とので、私ははしけのサイズでは約 5 1 ダースの卵を食べ今では私は成長して!」 あなたと同じように/gavinc244、ガストンが死んだとき、彼はまさに 27 歳、当日はこれらの計算のために推定つもり。(誕生日パーティーがある場合を除き、これはほぼ確実に間違っています。

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"Big to get any morning when lad I ate four dozen eggs and so I barge size about 5 eats a dozen eggs, and now that I was growing!" When dead /gavinc244, Gaston with you to do the same, just 27 years old, on the day of these calculations for estimated he going. (Of the Nativity

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「今で私が成長していた若者 4 ダースを食べた卵しので私ははしけのサイズ約 5 1 ダース卵を食べるときの朝の取得に大きい!」とき死んで/gavinc244、ガストン、わずか 27 歳、これらの計算の日と同じようにあなたは行く彼を推定しました。(キリスト降誕の

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"Eggs I ate four dozen youngsters by now I had growing up and so I barge size about 5 in the morning when a dozen eggs to eat getting big!" When dead, /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old, and these calculations just like you have estimated him. (The Nativity

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「朝は卵 1 ダースを大きくなって食べるとき私は成長していた今、私ははしけによって 4 ダース若者を食べた卵サイズ約 5!」ときに死んで、/gavinc244、ガストンは、27 歳とこれらの計算は、同じように彼を推定しています。(キリスト降誕

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"In the morning eggs 1 dozen bigger when I was growing up and now I by barge four dozen young ate egg size about 5!" When dead, /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old and, these calculations are just like he has estimated. (The Nativity

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「朝の卵 1 ダース大きい私が育っていたときと今はしけ 4 ダース ヤングによって私を食べた卵サイズ約 5!」ときに死んで、/gavinc244、ガストン、27 歳と、これらの計算は、同じように彼は推定しています。(キリスト降誕

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"When a dozen eggs in the morning large when I was growing up and now four dozen barges by young I ate egg size about 5!" When dead, /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old, and these calculations are to presume he is. (The Nativity

INTO JAPANESE

「ヤングによって今 4 ダース船と朝の大きな私が育っていたときに 1 ダース卵を食べたとき卵サイズ約 5!」ときに死んで、/gavinc244、ガストンは、27 歳、彼は推定でこれらの計算など。(キリスト降誕

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"When a dozen eggs I ate were growing up now four dozen ships and big I by young egg size about 5!" When dead, /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old, in his estimation, these calculations. (The Nativity

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「1 ダース卵食べたが今 4 1 ダースの発送をし、大きく育っていたとき私は若い卵サイズ約 5!」ときに死んで、/gavinc244、ガストンは、27 歳、彼の推定では、これらの計算で。(キリスト降誕

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"A dozen eggs was now 4, had grown to a dozen ships and when I was younger egg size about 5!" When dead, /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old, in his estimation, in these calculations. (The Nativity

INTO JAPANESE

「1 ダースの卵は 4、1 ダースの発送と若い卵サイズ約 5 の頃に育った今!」ときに死んで、/gavinc244、ガストンは、27 歳、彼の推定で計算。(キリスト降誕

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"A dozen eggs is now 4, a dozen ships and young egg size grew up in about 5 days!" Calculate /gavinc244, Gaston, 27-year-old, in his estimation, when dead. (The Nativity

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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