YOU SAID:

when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

INTO JAPANESE

雲行きが怪しくなると 決まって入院するんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the going gets rough he always checks into the hospital

INTO JAPANESE

雲行きが怪しくなると 決まって入院するんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the going gets rough he always checks into the hospital