YOU SAID:
when the lettuce finds a lego, we dance
INTO JAPANESE
レタスがレゴを見つけたら、踊ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If lettuce finds LEGO, dance
INTO JAPANESE
レタスがレゴを見つけたら、ダンス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If lettuce finds LEGO, dance
That didn't even make that much sense in English.