YOU SAID:

When was the last time you shaved your midget or for that matter rotated his testicles?

INTO JAPANESE

最後に小人を剃ったのはいつですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When did you last shave the dwarf?

INTO JAPANESE

いつ小人を最後に剃ったのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When did you last shave the dwarf?