YOU SAID:

When you do something cool and then you trip on nothing and hate yourself

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが何かクールなことをすると、あなたは何も旅行せず、自分を憎む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you do something cool, you hate yourself without traveling anything

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが何かクールなことをしたら、あなたは何も動かさずに自分を憎む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you do something cool, you hate yourself without moving anything

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが何かクールなことをすれば、あなたは何も動かさずに自分自身を憎む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you do something cool, you hate yourself without moving anything