YOU SAID:

When you really need to pee but you are in the middle of nobody's ocean

INTO JAPANESE

本当におしっこがしたいのに、誰もいない海の真ん中にいるとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you really want to pee but you're in the middle of an empty ocean

INTO JAPANESE

本当におしっこしたいのに空の海の真ん中にいるとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you really want to pee but you're in the middle of an empty ocean