YOU SAID:

Where is the bathroom. I might pee my pants

INTO JAPANESE

ここはバスルームです。私のズボンをおしっこ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Here is the bathroom. Peeing in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

こちらがバスルームです。私のズボンでおもらし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Here is the bathroom. Peeing in my pants