YOU SAID:

Where, oh where, is my hat upon my head?

INTO JAPANESE

頭のどこに帽子があるの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where is your hat on your head?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭のどこに帽子がありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where is the hat on your head?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭の上の帽子はどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where is the hat on your head?