YOU SAID:

Who is Sloppy José? Who dis? New phone!

INTO JAPANESE

ずさんなホセは誰ですか誰だこりゃ?新しい携帯電話!

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Who is sloppy Jose, who's this? new cell phone!

INTO JAPANESE

ずさんなホセは、この人は誰ですか新しい携帯電話!

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Sloppy Jose, who is this person or new cell phone!

INTO JAPANESE

ずさんなホセは、この人や新しい携帯電話している!

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Sloppy José that this person and new cell phones are!

INTO JAPANESE

この人との新しい携帯電話は、ずさんなホセ!

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The new mobile phone with this sloppy Jose!

INTO JAPANESE

このずさんなホセと新しい携帯電話!

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This sloppy Jose and new cell phone!

INTO JAPANESE

このずさんなホセは、新しい携帯電話!

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This sloppy Jose is the new mobile phone!

INTO JAPANESE

このずさんなホセは、新しい携帯電話です!

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This sloppy Jose is the new mobile phone!