YOU SAID:

Whoaaaaaa omg ur literally a goober doober who's just a little guy

INTO JAPANESE

おいおい、なんてことだ、君は文字通り、ただの小さな男だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, you're literally just a little guy.

INTO JAPANESE

なんてことだ、あなたは文字通りただの小さな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, you're literally just a little guy.