YOU SAID:

Whoo hoo! were gonna poo on my moms carpet!

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フーフー！お母さんのじゅうたんにうんちをするつもりだった！

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Fufu! I was going to poop on my mom's carpet!

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ふふ！お母さんのじゅうたんにうんちをするつもりでした！

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n/a! I was going to poop on my mom's carpet!

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該当なし！お母さんのじゅうたんにうんちをするつもりでした！

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Not applicable! I was going to poop on my mom's carpet!

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適用できません！お母さんのじゅうたんにうんちをするつもりでした！