YOU SAID:

Why am I dead? Because of gibberish gibberish poo poo.

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なぜ私は死んでいるのですか？ちょっとばかばかしいくすぐりのプーちゃんのために。

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Why am I dying? For a bit ridiculous tickling Pooh.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私は死にますか？ちょっとばかげたくすぐりプーさん。

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Why will I die? A little idiotic tickling Pooh.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私は死ぬでしょうか？ちょっとばかげたくすぐりプーさん。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why will I die? A little idiotic tickling Pooh.