YOU SAID:

why are you so dumb you fat pig and i hate you and so does everybody else you swine by the way i am the one that ate your brownie 27 and a half years ago

INTO JAPANESE

27年半前にブラウニーを食べたのは私です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate brownies 27 and a half years ago.

INTO JAPANESE

私は27年半前にブラウニーを食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate brownies 27 and a half years ago.