YOU SAID:
Why does a chicken cross the road if the chicken knows he will die if he cross the road?
INTO JAPANESE
ニワトリが道を渡ったら死ぬと知っているなら、なぜニワトリは道を渡るのですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you know that a chicken crosses the road and dies, why do chickens cross the road?
INTO JAPANESE
鶏が道路を横切って死ぬのを知っているなら、なぜ鶏は道路を横切るのでしょうか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you know a chicken dies crossing a road, why would a chicken cross a road?
INTO JAPANESE
鶏が道路を横切って死ぬと知っているなら、なぜ鶏が道路を横切るのでしょうか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you know a chicken dies crossing a road, why would a chicken cross a road?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
